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You have a good heart

maio 18, 2016
By astraccia@gmail.com

Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Soon enough. Who are you, my warranty?! Bite my shiny metal ass.…

Michelle, I don’t regret

mar 29, 2016
By astraccia@gmail.com

Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! This…

Is the Space Pope reptilian

jan 18, 2016
By astraccia@gmail.com

You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Why would I want to know that? No, I'm Santa Claus! When I was…

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